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Production dates – 22nd, 23rd, 24th October 2020 at Brentwood School Memorial Hall.

Auditions are to be held at THE CRICKET PAVILION, BRENTWOOD SCHOOL on February Thursday 27th, 2020 at 8.00 P.M

NEW AUDITION DATE ADDED: for those who cannot come on February 27th we are now also holding auditions on Tuesday March 3rd 2020 at 8.00 P.M, also at THE CRICKET PAVILION, BRENTWOOD SCHOOL


The play will be directed by Louise O’Connor (phone 020 – 8553 – 9322).
Please contact Louise if you are interested in auditioning but unable to attend on February 27 or March 3rd.

Synopsis :
A sweet old lady is pitted against a gang of criminal misfits who worm their way into her home . . .

Characters :

  • Constable MacDonald – local ‘bobby’ who knows the old lady well
  • Mrs. Wilberforce – the sweet lady who lives in a ramshackle house
  • Professor Marcus - the cunning leader of the ‘gang of 5’
  • Major Courtney – a cut above the rest of the motley crew
  • Harry – cheerful young spiv – game for anything
  • One Round – heavy ex-boxer – has very little in the ‘brains’ department
  • Louis – reluctant, grim faced gang member
  • Mrs. Tromleyton – gushing friend of Mrs. Wilberforce
  • 2/3 elderly ladies – audience at ‘musical’ performance by the gang

Scripts available to pick up from Harry Morrison, phone 07746-915348 or email This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.

Copies are free, but an acting fee of £15 for members or £25 for non-members is required if you are cast in the production.